The Pack

Name:Kojirama Senju AKA Elder Sage

Why you want to join: The better question is, why does someone not want to join?

What do you have to offer:My body, my mind, and a willingness to fuck bitches.

What do you think about kidBushido:My man, he makes me feel so special. My man, he makes me feel so precious. My man, he makes me feel wonderful. My man, I'm feelin so comfortable. My man, he makes me feel so special. My man, he makes me feel so precious. My man, he makes me feel wonderful. He's thugged out but he's my man

Rihanna's forehead, big as hell or big as fuck:Not as big as Peyton Manning's. Bigger Forehead

Name the top 5 best rappers alive: Alive? Nigga nearly all the best ones are dead. If you want top 5 alive it's a short ass list. Eminem, Rick Ross. Yes. Rick motherfucking Ross. Drake. Lil Wayne.
FINAL QUESTION - Will you stay chill: As chill as the other side of the pillow.

I'm inducting Rosee Divine as my female companion on Mons-Weds because she'll cheer me up on these dreadful days



AnnaSophia Robb  as my Tues-Sunday because these are my chill days



Hannah Simone on Saturdays because she's chill and can turn up, and on Saturday I'm usually 50/50 between the two.



On Thursdays because I mostly drink or low turn up on these days


((This is the classiest pic of her I could find))

Jessie Rogers for Fridays because I get fucked up on fridays, but also because If got too drunk on thursday I can just play league with her.

Koji I'll let you in because I like pears, and Rick Ross likes pears.

WE HAVE 1 SPOT LEFT OPEN FOR THE PACK!

For Mike Brown.

Name: ...

Why you want to join: I need a group, sounds cool, funny people here

What do you have to offer: Skillz

What do you think about kidBushido:don't know enough, but imma go with public sentiment and say fuck him. BANDWAGON!

Rihanna's forehead, big as hell or big as fuck: *passes jupiter* Damn, that's smaller than Rihanna's forehead

Name the top 5 best rappers alive: Tupac, Eminem, Fashawn, Dave Chappelle, Chief Keef (if im hospitalized and want to stay longer to avoid school)

FINAL QUESTION - Will you stay chill: Does Rick James snort coke?

I need to call another high ranking member of the pack in on this, because we don't like people who follow bandwagons around here. JOKER, HELP ME OUT BUDDY!

After further delegation, we've decided to deny you. You can reapply in 3-6 business days, Kanye bless you.

With no real name we cannot identify your body if anyone asks which is normally good but we like to be a family here and we must know your name. Good answer for #3 but I'll have to deny you. Have a good day.

thanks anyhow

*flexes in The Pack*